Pengakuan Suami Curang: Edisi Meroyan

Emosi betui sahabat2 dalam fesbuk. Dengan al kisah 'Pengakuan Suami Curang' kat Sinar Harian. Huhu.. Betui lahh.. memang la emosi dibuatnya. Ai pun emosi jugak dulu.. Kehkeh..

Kalo nak baca artikel tu, boleh baca kat sini -> Pengakuan Suami Curang

Bergoni goniiiii suami si Mah tu kena hambur, kauuu.. Apa yang dia buat tu, betui salah. Aku pun tak nafikan. Kenapa dia buat macam tu pun salah.. Punnn aku tak nafikan.

Tapi ambik lah iktibar dan cuba untuk memperbetulkan kesalahan masing masing. 

Apip dan Aksi Gorilla, nyaaa

Masa aku kecik2 dulu, mana ada tv yang banyak channel. Habih2 pun Tv1, Tv2, Tv3. Lain2 takde lagi. Tapi satu citer yang kitaorg tertunggu2 ialah National Geographic. Hari Rabu ke Khamis mcm tu lah.. Cumanya, NG ni start dlm kul 10pm. So kena ada alasan yang benar2 kukuh lah kalo nak stay back.

Habit tengok citer haiwan2 ni, aku terbawak2 sampai sekarang. Apatah lagi bila tok papa cakap kalau nak anak jadi doctor, kena ajar dia tengok citer binatang2, Kalau nak anak jadi engineer expose kan dengan citer futuristic / engineering (obviously). Kat Unifi pun ada channel yang banyak tunjuk pasal haiwan2. Apa haiwan yang paling berbisa. Apa jadi kat haiwan2 bila takde makanan, hujan.. and so on..

Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor

hahahaha... suker giler aku lagu ni.. Terbukti sudehhh bukan hanya wanita2 Melayu / Malaysia sahaja yang dok merengek benda2 cam ni.. Come on.. It is who we are : WOMEN.

You got that 9 to 5, But baby, so do I.. So dont be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies. whooohooooo! Bring it on bebeh!!

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can find a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right